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Meat&Greed is a 48-page CY_BORG supplement by Christian Eichhorn with editing by John Parker. The MEAT might be fake, but the GREED is real. Plunder G0, rescue the cows (and unleash hell), fumble, activate status effects, get mauled by a bunch of monsters, explore HYPER MALL #1994, and more!
HYPER MALL #1994: WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE, AND IF THEY DON’T, WE DON’T CARE BECAUSE WE ALREADY HAVE YOUR CREDITS.
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The MEAT might be fake, but the GREED is real. Plunder G0, rescue the cows (and unleash hell), fumble, activate status effects, get mauled by a bunch of monsters, explore HYPER MALL #1994, and more!
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» HYPER MALL #1994: WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE, AND IF THEY DON’T, WE DON’T CARE BECAUSE WE ALREADY HAVE YOUR CREDITS.
THE HYPER MALL consortium is not liable for any thefts, deaths, abductions, muggings, or conflagrations that may occur on their premises. Parents are held responsible for their children. Shareholders are granted special rights. Buy shares NOW!
» MEAT
The ACGS MMP (mega meat plant) #2501 in southern Low Meadow houses several thousand cows. The characters must infiltrate the plant’s control room and release all the animals. Helpers with trucks stand ready outside the factory to accept the consignment and drive all cows to a secret and safe (?) location far away from CY.
» GREED
A rich fuck© offers 1,000¤ (or more) to retrieve a mundane artifact from one of the many haunted and irradiated ruins of G0. A randomly generated dungeon, using a shuffled 52-card deck. After recovering the item, the PVNKS can leave the area, but trigger a roll on the Escape Encounters table. A final challenge before leaving G0…
» LOTS OF ART BY KIM PETTERSSON
A big thank you goes out to Kim Pettersson for making such great art which made creating Meat & Greed a true joy. ❤︎ Check out Kim’s website PVNK.CITY for cool stuff!
All purchases come with a PDF download.
⇝ {ABOUT CHRISTIAN}
Hello. I’m Christian Eichhorn. You may remember me from zines like gutter_PVNKS, Beyond Cy, or Dude, Where’s My Femur? Aside from my work for Mörk Borg, CY_BORG, and Death in Space, I have created over 100 D&D5e products available on the DMsGuild. Before I started writing, I worked in the field of corporate law. I changed my evil ways when the revelation hit me that my job sucks conks. The rest is history.
↯ [AI INFO]
Under the sword of the singularity, many people only want to support human craft. I want you to knoweth: No generative AI, machine learning software, LLM, or anything of the sort was used for the creation of this zine. Only my personal, infested WetWare.
!!! [MY CATALOGUE]
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⇝ {LEGAL}
Meat & Greed is an independent production by Christian Eichhorn and is not affiliated with Stockholm Kartell. It is published under the CY_BORG Third Party License. CY_BORG IS ©2022 STOCKHOLM KARTELL.
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